OH!
And bring gatorade.
It tasted like sweet tarts for me.
K
Out of all my research, study, and personal experience.
It is highly illogical to smoke tobacco over weed if you have the choice.
Tobacco is… well. It’s like a cheap hooker. It’s dirty, it makes you feel dirty, and you’re bound to catch something.
Marijuana is a spiritual experience. It’s mind-openening, it’s freeing.
Studies have shown that mj is way healthier than tobacco, too.
Get with lava, get with chlo, but don’t get tobacco. If you really want one, I’ll get you one… maybe. But seriously go for weed.
Rasing Your Child in the 21st Century
A tongue-in-cheek short collection of observations on parenting in the 21st century for those child-owners who absolutely adore a good book roast but hate to ever actually parent. The topics would include those Help Manual style pencil blue-and-white people, showing correct and incorrect ways to do things.
Example:
Show stranger with candy offering to child in carriage alone. This picture will have a “Incorrect” written under it. Right next to this picture, is the “Correct!” picture, showing a mother figure with a shotgun aimed at the stranger with candy, facing the child. Green Check mark optional.
Topics To Discuss:
Strangers
Reading
Writing
Foul Language
Video Games
Books
Television
Babysitters
Drugs
Technology/Computers/The Internet/
Kristin:
Dammit, YOU ARE PRETTY.
Any time I sit down and try to describe what I see when I look at you is always an experiment on a loss for words.
You captivate the eyes, you entrance the soul, you have the power to make a man stop dead in his tracks and turn to wonder what he’s missing.
Elegant, arresting, graceful, engaging, charming, lovely, stunning, magnificent, alluring, beauteous, drop-dead gorgeous…
Beautiful.
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